By popular request, let me share the introductory letter you will recieve in the mail when you join the Church of the OC:

Mr./Ms. (your name here):

On behalf of the Church of the OC, let me welcome you to our congregation! Marissa wanted me to let you know she's got the name of a great liquor store that sells to teens out in Arizona if you'd like to get your highschool students off on the right foot for the last few months of school.

We'll be having an ice cream social later this month, and while he's become a kinder, gentler Chino this season, Ryan promises to make an appearance and break a few noses just for old times sake. We could put in a special request for a scuffle between the two of you if you feel it would help acclimate you to the group quicker?

We remind you that mass will be held Thursdays at 8 (7 Central) at your local FOX affiliate, please do not be late - Sandy and KiKi Cohen are very laid back about it, but it does tend to send Mrs. Cooper into a fit of rage, and no one wants that.

Oh, and Luke was wondering if you'd learned about the truth about his dad yet? That's surely an episode not to be missed in Season 1.

Anyways, welcome again, and if there's anything you need from the Church of the OC please don't hesitate to let Jenn Norwood or myself know.

Sincerely,
steph lehman