next door to my apartment is, of course, that bar called the v room. in that same parking lot, set back from the street, is a very run-down looking, but still in business bmw repair garage. and sometimes there's bmw's in that parking lot overnight. just so no monkey business happens to these fine automobiles in this semi-questionable neighborhood, the management of the garage thought it'd be wise to warn any people in the mood for shenanigans of the following:



you remember that old superbowl commercial where the dude's painting the football field and when he's done someone comes by and says "looks nice, but who are the chefs?" and he's all "great googlie mooglies!"

i like to think the same sort of thing happened when whoever hand-lettered this sign finished it.

and then maybe he put it up just to see how many people would notice.

and maybe the people who notice will get fabulous prizes like chests full of gold dubloons?

mr. bmw-repair-sign-painting guy, i just wanna say i should get two treasure chests, seeing as i not only noticed but i took a picture to share with my friends.