i was at the grocery store tonight and some 60ish year old hit on me in the produce dept. he was watching me put various veggies and crap in my cart, and says "you like to cook?" and i'm like "yeah, sure, sometimes". then he asks, "what do you cook?" and he just gave off this really creepy vibe, so i gave a very short "you know, whatever's easy." and i moved on to the next aisle.

and as i was leaving the produce dept i passed him again, and he says very creepy-like, "maybe you can show me how you cook sometime".

i didn't know if he was seriously being creepy or maybe he was off his old-guy rocker a bit, so i just gave him a burt reynolds ha-ha and very very quickly pushed my cart to the other end of the store.

good times, good times. albeit a little creepy.

now please excuse me while i go hack up a lung!