how to make steph swoon (and crap herself) (and then excuse herself to go clean up said crap) (and then yell at herself in the mirror for crapping herself in front of other people) (and then climb out the window because she's just too embarrassed about the crap incident to keep moving forward with the evening) (and then break her leg):

1. show up at steph's house bearing flowers and vandals cds

2. after dinner and much shenanigans yelling at supernanny on tv, suggest watching wet hot american summer