i was looking at the hancock fabrics website for the one closest to me, and when it pulled up the map i found out that near chino, there's a little town called sleepy hollow.

equally important to share with you is i was watching the news the other morning, and this reporter was reporting live from hermosa beach. he was talking about some freak storm blowing through that was making the waves like ten feet big, and how tons of surfers were comin' out because of it. then he proceeded to warn the tv audience that if they were going to come out and surf, they should make sure they are very experienced because the ripturd is especially strong in these conditions.

and then he got all flustered because he meant to say either riptide or current and both of em kind of mushed together. it was sweet.