yesterday i got a couple of junk emails saying that i should buy their dvd enlargement system, which i figure through the powers of modern technology turns ordinary dvds into laserdiscs. jenn said it might also make the ween bigger through crazy radiation that would eminate from the television while watching the included dvd.

either way it sounds hinky so count me out!

last night josh and i were running late but we did catch the last half of both my sisters' halftime show and a truly horrid football game. final score was much like other scores i've seen from cypress in the past: 47 to 6. my new cheer goes like this: "STOP SUCKING!"

the caveat with that is there are kids there that actually care about the game so you really just have to cheer my cheer under your breath. and don't move your mouth when you do it cuz these days kids can read lips like it's the latest us weekly!!

at the end of the night, the band went down to the field to play the alma mater and march out and josh and i were just kinda hanging out listening to them and chatting. this mother sitting in front of us, i guess she was kinda weirded out that we knew a bunch of the kids in the band and were saying hi and stuff as they walked down to the field, cuz she turned around and asked "so, did you used to go to cypress?"

"uh, what?" i ask

"did you graduate last year or something?"

i didn't even think about it until later, but pure comedy would have been telling her "oh no, i'm actually going to my 10 year reunion next summer."