further evidence that jenn and i are indeed two of the funniest jackasses money can buy:

Swirlogirl: yes!

dehdohdee2: hahahahahhaa
Swirlogirl: where have you been
Swirlogirl: im emailing you videos now
dehdohdee2: i had the shittiest day ever at work

(insert long and sordid or short and boring tale of shitty files here)

dehdohdee2: and i'm like no, i'm fine, i'm not on drugs all i wanted was a pepsi
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHA
dehdohdee2: and he's all what the hell are you talking about?
Swirlogirl: HAHAHA
dehdohdee2: so i punched him and left
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHAH
dehdohdee2: garrrr
Swirlogirl: ass

(insert claims that i am a huwah here)

Swirlogirl: i have been waiting alll day for you
Swirlogirl: HUWAH!
dehdohdee2: ooooo baby
Swirlogirl: AHAHHAHA
Swirlogirl: ass
dehdohdee2: oh fuck lemme tell you about aaphasab!!!
Swirlogirl: yeah!
dehdohdee2: but first lemmme go get some milk brb

(i'm in the kitchen getting milk)

Swirlogirl: ok
Swirlogirl: put it in your soup next time
Swirlogirl: be efficient wont you
Swirlogirl: you need an icon
dehdohdee2: i've got your icon right here
dehdohdee2: ~o

(apparently i've gotten my milk)

Swirlogirl: AHHAHA
Swirlogirl: huwah
Swirlogirl: so spill it
Swirlogirl: how was the prom
dehdohdee2: okay so i rushed outta work last night, came home, got all fancypants gussied up
Swirlogirl: yeah
Swirlogirl: did you get pics
dehdohdee2: josh came over and picked me up and we were like a couple of fuckin retarded highschool kids just giggling and shit
Swirlogirl: HAHAH
dehdohdee2: so we go to dinner and the waitstaff's all "aw, you guys look so nice!"
Swirlogirl: ahahaha
Swirlogirl: you guys are so high school
dehdohdee2: and later i'm like "you know they said that cuz it looks like we're in high school goin to homecoming and shit'
Swirlogirl: you are the oc
dehdohdee2: cuz we both look like we're about 15
Swirlogirl: ahahha
dehdohdee2: or we did last night anyways
dehdohdee2: i had on a crapload of black jellie bracelets
Swirlogirl: teens should not be having sex!
Swirlogirl: those mean you are willing to go all the way
dehdohdee2: and a big fat crystally bead necklace i found at target
Swirlogirl: SWEET
dehdohdee2: oh i'm willing and shit
Swirlogirl: AHAHHA

dehdohdee2: so after dinner we go to the dland hotel
Swirlogirl: ooh la la
dehdohdee2: and we pull up to the parking attendant's booth and i ask where do we go for this aaphasab thing
Swirlogirl: yeah
dehdohdee2: and they made us turn around and go down the street and around a corner
dehdohdee2: and josh is all way to go now we have to have shitty parking cuz we're "employees"
Swirlogirl: to an abandoned warehouse?
Swirlogirl: was there a killer there?
dehdohdee2: ahaahahahha NO!
Swirlogirl: HAHAHA
dehdohdee2: okay
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHHA
dehdohdee2: so we ended up walking five miles to the hotel's ballroom
Swirlogirl: AHAHHAHA
Swirlogirl: did you sweat
dehdohdee2: I NEVER LET EM SEE ME SWEAT!
Swirlogirl: AHHAHHA

dehdohdee2: so i'm all hey josh lemme buy you a drink
dehdohdee2: and we go up to the bar
Swirlogirl: yeah
dehdohdee2: and california blows
dehdohdee2: because i got a melonball
dehdohdee2: josh got a glass of wine
Swirlogirl: they had a cash bar?
dehdohdee2: and the total was $17
dehdohdee2: lemme say that again.
Swirlogirl: cheap bastards!
Swirlogirl: disney that is
dehdohdee2: SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS.
Swirlogirl: gees
Swirlogirl: HOLY SHITCAKES!
dehdohdee2: after that we're all shit we're drinking soda, it's free
Swirlogirl: hahahah no shit
Swirlogirl: you should have byob

dehdohdee2: so we go wandering around the ballroom checkin out the kids and crap
dehdohdee2: and giggling every fuckin time we saw two boys kiss
Swirlogirl: asfjklsjdghkf
dehdohdee2: cuz it's kinda funnylookin
Swirlogirl: ahhahaha
dehdohdee2: got some eats
dehdohdee2: sat at the table
Swirlogirl: yeah
dehdohdee2: and then they did their awards for the year and showed the videos they'd made
dehdohdee2: and they were pretty cool
dehdohdee2: michelle was all over the videos this year
Swirlogirl: hahaha
dehdohdee2: she went to like every taping
Swirlogirl: ahahahahhaa
Swirlogirl: shes a huwah
dehdohdee2: and every time she showed up on screen during the show last night she'd scream "that's me!"
Swirlogirl: ahahhaa
dehdohdee2: it was pretty funny
dehdohdee2: cuz it just made you realize that much more how much she was in it
Swirlogirl: ahahhaa

dehdohdee2: kay so the movie was done
Swirlogirl: yeah
dehdohdee2: and me and josh and michelle and joe wandered around and stuff sayin hey to michelles friends and stuf
Swirlogirl: yeah
Swirlogirl: what did your sis wear
dehdohdee2: she found this awesome 60s evening gown on ebay
dehdohdee2: it was like 12 bucks
Swirlogirl: cool
dehdohdee2: but it was like 30 to get it cleaned up and altered
Swirlogirl: ahhh
dehdohdee2: but it was fuckin hottogo
Swirlogirl: sweet!
Swirlogirl: you took pic right
Swirlogirl: pics
dehdohdee2: absolutely
Swirlogirl: good!

dehdohdee2: i yoinked a sign from the dessert table, too
Swirlogirl: AHAHAH
dehdohdee2: it was a little folded paper sign that said "assorted desserts"
Swirlogirl: AHHAHAH
dehdohdee2: and it was laminated all classy like
Swirlogirl: hahah yeah a laminating machine = class
dehdohdee2: so if you got cake all over it you just wipe it off and it's still good it's still good
Swirlogirl: AHAHAH

dehdohdee2: other jackassery:
Swirlogirl: you should have v=cut your cake with it
dehdohdee2: when josh was in the bathroom
dehdohdee2: i was waiting by the pay phones
Swirlogirl: yeah
dehdohdee2: and dland hotel's all swanky, has this little desk where there's paper and leatherbound yellowpages
Swirlogirl: yeah
dehdohdee2: so i wrote "for a good time call" and drew an arrow, and i left it sticking out of the yellowpages so if someone opens the book to my little bookmarker they come to the escort services
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHAH
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHHAHAHA
dehdohdee2: also, josh and i milled around the ballroom lobby nonchalantly getting into the background of a bunch of group pics
dehdohdee2: it was sweet
Swirlogirl: HAHAHAH sweet
Swirlogirl: AWESOME

dehdohdee2: okay i'm missing the simpsons because these presedential windbags won't shut up and it's pissing me off
Swirlogirl: ahahahha!
dehdohdee2: anywho, yeah! so it was good times
Swirlogirl: good
Swirlogirl: im glad

dehdohdee2: WOW!!!
dehdohdee2: elimidate's finally downloaded
Swirlogirl: HAHHAHA
Swirlogirl: you dialup huwah
dehdohdee2: i knw!
dehdohdee2: brb i'm gonna go watch real quick
Swirlogirl: ok
dehdohdee2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
dehdohdee2: OH FUCKING SHIT THAT'S FUNNY
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHA
Swirlogirl: yes it is
dehdohdee2: i love how you kept panning down to my boobs
Swirlogirl: all of em i sent you are pretty funny
Swirlogirl: the hooper one made me laugh the most
Swirlogirl: cuz we are clearly drunk
Swirlogirl: ahahha
Swirlogirl: its all about boobies
dehdohdee2: ahahhahahahhahahahhaha i'm gonna keep downloading shit!!!
Swirlogirl: yeah!
Swirlogirl: do it!
dehdohdee2: oh my god we're witty
Swirlogirl: AHHAHAHA
Swirlogirl: we are ULTMATE WITS
dehdohdee2: ahahhahahaha!!!

dehdohdee2: i'm downloading "producer" right now
dehdohdee2: which one is that?
Swirlogirl: hahah its right after the boobs
dehdohdee2: oh yeah!
dehdohdee2: the sleeping with the producers!!
Swirlogirl: you talk about your backup plane to get on tv
Swirlogirl: hahah yes

dehdohdee2: seriously, this debate needs to end
dehdohdee2: they're annoying
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHHA
Swirlogirl: so yeasterday
dehdohdee2: basically what it boils down to is this:
dehdohdee2: kerry: "bush sucks you know."
dehdohdee2: bush: "no i don't, it is kerry who sucks"
Swirlogirl: ahhaha
Swirlogirl: HAHAHAHAHA
dehdohdee2: kerry: "no, i clearly remember you being the one who sucks"
Swirlogirl: AHAHAHHAA
Swirlogirl: shit up!
dehdohdee2: bush: "blah blah fuckin blah"
dehdohdee2: kerry: "blah blah purple heart blah"
dehdohdee2: bush: "i like stuff"
dehdohdee2: kerry: "me too, let's date"
dehdohdee2: and they lived happily ever after
Swirlogirl: ahhahaha
Swirlogirl: yayyy

dehdohdee2: i think they're supposed to make out, too
dehdohdee2: isn't that part of campaigning?
Swirlogirl: thatll be hotttt
Swirlogirl: well yeah
Swirlogirl: sexx sells
dehdohdee2: so does repetition
dehdohdee2: so does repetition
Swirlogirl: and sexx
dehdohdee2: and repetition
Swirlogirl: ass!