okay. so y'all are obviously not jumping at the chance to send me back to school. may i offer an alternative which would cost much less? track this baby down for me (the cat, not the girl)... it'll only set you back 300 bucks. (that's the cat, i have no idea how much you could buy the girl for) such a bargain over grad school, don't you agree?

or just buy me the 19" tall statuette, which goes for around 20. don't worry if more than one of you sends it to me, i'll find a place for em all.

or just keep the quarters comin, and sooner or later i'll make like rodney dangerfield and go back to school.

i swear i like you for more than buying me shit.