okay, a couple of things before i get distracted by the most recent obsession:

1) i'm gonna start a petition that completely eradicates commercials from television. what would this mean to you? you would NEVER have to see another fucking commercial for : the cat in the hat, that damn stealing christmas movie with tony danza, mcdonalds, a weekend without boys good yogurt, and any awards shows that happen to be showing next week.

2) saw secretary tonight and it' s a good flick and you should rent it if you are contemplating a position in the secretarial arts. hahhahahhahahah, i said position. if you saw the movie you'd be laughing.

3) i'm not gonna stand for this random strangers messing around with my blog template anymore!!! (except for the tom brokaw thing, that was pretty cool even though i never got to see it) time for me to venture into the vast possibilities of what the next blog template will be!!! yeehaw!!

4) michelle, i found another fucking note in my house from your trip here in june. yeah you heard me. june. ahaahahaahaahahhhahhhahhhaha

yeah that's it i think i'm out of interesting things to say. did i mention i finished the website this weekend? just under the 2 years in the making mark? i don't know about you, but i'm very impressed and plan to offer my oh so quick and timely web design services to cnn.com because they seem like the kind of company that could use a quick and timely web designer like myself.

please note: this was sarcasm. the last two years of making that fucking website were painful because i'm the last person on earth who should be anywhere near code of any sort. even easy actionscripting code. i took a c+ class in college and every single time i left class it was in tears because i just don't get it. and i tried really really hard to. so if you write to me and ask me to build you a website, i will quickly put my keyboard through your forehead.

happy computing!