wait wait wait, kat, if you're gonna buy me those with no hesitation maybe you can pick these things up for me, too?

- five gold dubloons
- a guitar, amp, pick, lessons, and a band that will play covers of shitty local commercials with me
- a pony
- a copy of the new offspring cd signed by the band
- a new gig in soCal so we can hang some weekend
- a new computer that's a little (no a LOT) faster than a spontaneously restarting pentium one
- a new pair of steeltoe docs
- a taxidermied smurf
- a teleportation device
- everyone on my list and the long distance lovers to boot
- rocket powered rollerskates
- a surfboard and a few weekends at surf divas
- a pile of money

this just in - why did it never occur to me that marshmallows cooking on top of sweet potatoes would expand? weird.

and why is weeners really spelled with an ie while weird is spelled ei?