Oh I am such a sucker for these kinds of emails...

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Here are some things about me that you might not have known.

1. What time do you wake up in the morning?
6:30am. I write in the real journal for a half hour, watch some crappy Good Day Wisconsin, eat breakfast, take a shower, watch some more crappy Good Day Wisconsin (which, thankfully, is Jillian Barbary-free) and go to work at 8.

2. If you could have lunch with one famous person?
Alive - It'd be a tie between Dexter Holland, Noodles, and Seth Green
Dead (but somehow back) - Yeah, I gotta agree with Kaye and say Gene Kelly would be nice. And maybe Walt Disney. It'd be interesting to find out his reaction to all the sequels he never wanted to make that got made.

3. Gold or Silver? Silver all the way. I am in no way shape or form a gold type o' girl.

4. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Old School. You go watch now.

5. Favorite TV shows? Simpsons, 24, Alias, Boston Public, Scrubs, That 70s Show

6. What do you have for breakfast? The blood of my ancestors. I mean Cheerios or instant oatmeal.

7. What would you hate to be left in a room with? it's a tie between Michael Jackson and my dad.

8. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? If I grab my tounge and pull upwards, yes.

9. What inspires you? The images I see in my belly button lint. And other people's really great art or writing or music or whatever makes me want to go home and do my own stuff.

10. What's your middle name? I'd take it with me to the grave, except there's other people that know it already. *sigh* It's Jean. Hooray for naming your kid after her alcoholic grandma.

11. Summer or winter? SUMMER. NOW. PLEASE.

12. Beach, City or Country? I say move to Orange County. You're close enough to visit all three.

13. Favorite Ice Cream? Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia or mint chocolate chip.

14. Buttered, Plain, or salted popcorn? Butter and salt. Yum.

15. Favorite Color? Bright lego-y blue, green

16. Favorite Car? so many to choose from... studebakers, vw jetta, vw thing, old jeep cherokees, old wagoneers, old broncos, those old pickup trucks with the round fenders, old mustangs... mostly anything good and old.

17. Favorite Sandwich Filling? monkeys

19. What Characteristics do you despise? lazy parenting, lack of humor, uptightness, i hate people that look down their noses at others.

20. Favorite Flower? gerbera daisies.

21. If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? 30 seconds.

22. Fizzy or still water as a drink? Still (fizzy water = radioactive)

23. What color is your bathroom? boring, boring white. stoopid landlords with their stoopid no painting laws.

24. How many keys on your key ring? 3

26. Cancun or Kenya? Kenya would be cool.

27. Where would you retire? Where would Michelle and my other siblings retire would be my first question, because we've already made plans to be crazy old people together. Which is very different from being crazy young people together.

28. Favorite Day of the Week? Sunday.

29. Red or White Wine? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. But if I had to pick, I'd probably go with red. It dissolves the roofies quicker.

30. What did you do for your last birthday? I went to a swanky Hollywood party thrown for Voices in Harmony with Jen and Julian, and I think I drank a lot. And then a couple of nights later I think I went out and drank some more.

31. Do you carry a donor card? Of course.

32. Favorite Article of clothing? maybe a three way tie between jeans, my steel toe docs, and my Wonder Woman underroos.

33. Pepsi or coke? Coke or Mountain Dew.

34. Girl Scout or Camp Fire Girl? Was a Brownie, and then sort of made to quit once I hit Girl Scouts. Long story.

35. Least Favorite Food? bellybutton lint.