You know what crazy is? Working on copying zillions of tiny flowers (each slightly smaller than a pencil eraser)in a 3” square. And the flowers are all very different looking, so you can’t really cut and paste and flip them and so on to finish it. And after 2 hours of work, the fucker’s only a quarter finished.

Guess what I’m doing tomorrow. Ding ding ding! You win! I’m drawing more tiny fucking flowers!

I don’t know what the deal is with me being so tired lately. I’m getting sleep, I swear I am. I’m actually getting ungodly amounts of sleep. We’re talking around 9 hours a night. Which, for me, is a ton of sleep. And I try to stay up later but it’s not happening; no matter how hard I try not to, I end up asleep on the couch that has magical narcoleptic powers.

So after crazy wacky aerobics tonight, I proceeded to sit my ass down on the sleep-inducing couch with a bowl of really fuckin’ good spaghetti and watched Scrubs. Do you watch Scrubs? You freakin’ should. Something tells me I possibly wrote that very same thing last Thursday. Go check. It’s okay, I’ll still be here when you get back.

So did I say it?

Hm. Interesting.

Anyways, my love of Scrubs is twofold: it’s got really super great hilarious writing, and it’s got the love of my life. And while I was taking a break from drooling over the idea of having a Gwen Stefani designed purse to drool over Zachy boy, I realized something pretty cool. As a single woman, I really don’t have to have a list. But even funnier is that I could keep the list and just make it as long as I want. I mean seriously, who cares?

So, in summation, here’s my list, which will be added on to as I see fit (and when I remember some more names):

Noodles and Dexter Holland from the Offspring
Zach Braff
Seth Green
Tim Roth
Jon Stewart
Samuel L. Jackson
Vin Diesel
Kiefer Sutherland
Paulo Costanzo
Johnny Knoxville
Steve-o
The guy who plays Hyde on That 70s Show
That guy’s brother, who is on Malcolm in the Middle
Vaughn from Alias
Steve Martin
Christopher Walken (when he was younger, mind you… maybe not so much now)
Dave Grohl
Chris Cornell
Thom Yorke
John Henson
Lawrence Fishbourne
Adrian Brody
Gabriel Byrne's accent (not Gabriel Byrne, just his accent)
Keanu Reeves
Ray Liotta
The guy who plays Uncle Eddie on Grounded for Life
The guy who played Johnny Blue Jeans on the old Viva Variety
Vince Vaughn
Brad Pitt
Edward Norton (in a whiny, want to punch him in the face kind of way)
All of the Beastie Boys
James Hetfield
That Irish guy I insulted on St. Patrick’s Day in Savannah a few years ago (note to self: being Irish does not necessarily mean you know the Lucky Charms commercial)
Ben Stiller
the bass player from OKGo
the guy who plays Samwise Gamgee in the LoTR
the guy who looked like The Boss in the LoTR

Dammit, when I’m on the spot I can’t remember all the stuff I was gonna say. Ploptacular. I’ll add to the list later.