You know, I've said it before and I'll say it again. The one thing Wisconsin news is missing is bitchy star gossip. May I present Exhibit A, which was one of the headlines on the LA Times homepage. One line kind of hit me funny... "A minute later, O'Neal's bride appeared, her belly showing in a white, beaded bridal grown." Is that just an attempt at being poetic or is it questioning her right to wear white?

I swear I'm working, I really am.