OMG!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA they just did a story on the news about a guy who's looking for some puppet called carrot top that was in a movie, cuz i guess there's some kind of puppety convention next week, and he's gonna display all the other puppets from the movie, and this one main character is the last one he needs to find. and once they talk to that dude for a while THEY START INTERVIEWING THE PUPPETS. and it's totally awesome, they're talking about how they haven't seen him in a long time and they wish he'd call and let em know where he's at and so on and so on. and then they cut to this one puppet they're interviewing, and they say "have you considered, the possibility... (pause)... that termites have gotten to him?"

and he gets all offended and says "i'm gonna pretend you didn't say that".

sometimes news humor actually is funny! true story!