hearts and laserbeams book report: are you there, vodka? it's me, chelsea

if you watch the e! channel a lot, maybe you've seen the chelsea lately show starring chelsea handler, and if you've seen it, i'm sure you'll agree that hells yeah this is one of the funniest late night shows ever! she, her gang of hilarious guests, and her sidekick chuey (a mexican midget and yes that is every bit as awesome as it sounds) never fail to send josh and i into hysterics!

last month josh saw chelsea's second book in barnes and noble and picked it up and, well, i beat him to the punch in reading it! i highly recommend it, and lemme tell ya we'll probably pick up her other book too (my horizontal life).

*****

are you there, vodka? it's me, chelsea by chelsea handler

this book, in a word, is fucking awesome. if you'd like to read a tell-all book about all the trouble someone's gotten into throughout their life so far, including getting pulled over for dui with hilarious results, partying with a midget with hilarious results, and getting a massage at a seedy massage parlor with hilarious results, then good lord this book is for you.

i laughed my ass off all the way through it, the end!

there's really nothing else to tell. it was 264 pages of booze, dope, midgets and hilarity!

ratings:
5 hearts! this book could not have been any better, it was all-out funny start to finish! it made me wish there was a 24-hour chelsea handler tv channel!

no farts! see above! the end! game, set, match!