dear sees candy...

dear sees candies,

i heart your candy like no one's business, and have all my candy-eating life! my awesome mom-in-law sent us one of your fancypants candyfilled easter baskets for easter, and i just have the tiniest of bones to pick with you.

sees candies, i think one of your chocolate egg decorators is a drunk. i present to you, exhibit a:



look how that little sugar flower is practically falling off the side of the egg. and it's not even a whole flower! this dude isn't even trying to hide his illness anymore, he's just having his buddy jose cuervo phone it in while he stumbles around the flower-making machine in a stupor.

i'm not saying the egg wasn't delicious, i'm just saying maybe this dude needs help. and maybe you should send me more choco eggs to make up for it. i think like 50 should do it.

thanks so much, you're a peach!

steph