the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

9.28.2007

i'm almost sad it's friday!

so the new job starts monday - while i'm super excited about it, it has been so much fun being a fulltime hearts and laserbeams employee this week. i got so much accomplished that's been on the back burner for ages, including:

- did 7 (almost 8! maybe 8 by the end of the weekend) new paintings. 2 for an upcoming halloween show in echo park, 5 (or 6) for a robot series i've been wanting to do for freaking forever. i'm hoping to be able to wrangle a solo show sometime in the future with these robots...

- updated the shop and the etsy store with like 70something things that should've been listed a longass time ago

- learned more about and started to perfect my screen burning technique for screenprinting by burning a total of 7 screens (4 of which need to be cleaned out cuz they stank! thanks to everyone who offered their tips and tricks, i'm really starting to get it!)

- designed four new tees

- screenprinted some tees

- hung out with brian who was in town on business!

- sewed some new scarves

- knit 2 earflap hats for me and the boy

- started xmas shopping

- bought supplies for new purses that i'm super excited to start making this weekend

- did a buttload of laundry

- washed all our windows

- spent lots of time at the dog park

- watched oprah a bunch

- laughed at how dumb tyra is on her talk show

so yes! happy weekending, i'm hoping i can stay productive in my last couple days of housewifeness, and i'll regale you with tales of the new jobby job soon!

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9.26.2007

don't believe everything you read on the internet...

contrary to what i read on the internets earlier today, the sun is not a preferable method of burning a screen for screenprinting. i had that screen sitting in the bright bright sun for 2.5 hours and it still hadn't finished burning all the way, and it was too late by the time i realized that.

i have 2 more screens to try with using the regular photoflood bulb method, i'm crossing my fingers they work cuz otherwise i'm hanging up my screenprinting hat forever! or at least til i get some more photo emulsion so i can get the hang of this thing. it's actually kind of cool having something kick my ass like this, i wanna beat it SO BAD. like a really hard level of tetris or something. GARRRRR!!!

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9.25.2007

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Hats are scaryfast to knit, dont be surprised if you get one for xmas!

9.24.2007

holy cannoli!!!

i've spent more than a good long chunk of today updating the shop with things i've made for the last few shows i was in, how's about you go check it out!

scarves and a few more prints to come tomorrow!

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9.23.2007

new tee designs! get em while they're hot!

bahaahahhah here's a couple of designs josh and i have been wanting to bust out for a while - click on each one to be taken to our website to make em your own!







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9.20.2007

in some ways, it never left

so angela tells me wait 5 minutes before you leave your house and we should get to bob's big boy at the same time. i figure this is the perfect time to tell you the story about how the bob's big boy in bismarck, north dakota has 2, count em 2 big boy statues in front. because the original one got stolen. and later, when the restaurant finally got it's replacement statue, the people who stole the first one brought it back. so now there's a shiny new one and a shitty old one out front. i went looking for a picture of it on google images and i didn't see it, but this came up in my search - enjoy!

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Whats that? Youve always wanted to see frankie in a sweater vest?

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Drac's done!

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Heres drac's school portrait...

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Check out frankies school portrait for an upcoming show!

9.19.2007

i don't do windows!!!

except i totally do.

there's nothing like new beginnings, fresh clean open windows and awesome friends.

awesome friends, you do not follow the windows cuz they brighten the whole place, i just saved the best for last.

i'm really looking forward to a week and a half of painting and making stuff. stay tuned!

and if you could keep your fingers crossed that i get into felt club this time around, that'd be grand - here's hoping!

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9.17.2007

Oh come ooooooon!

I dont know what the deal is but every drive thru experience lately has taken HOURS. Did they stop calling it fast food

9.14.2007

punk rock at the drive in postponed!

hey there, so punk rock drive in's date got changed to sept. 22! i won't be able to make it there now since i'd already signed up for a space at long beach city college's music and art festival, but if you go to the drive-in be sure to visit other awesome vendors like suzi boneshaker, mixed breed creations and urban construction!

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9.13.2007

you like punk rock don't you? and movies?

don't forget to come to punk rock at the drive in on saturday!

music! movies! barbeque! awesome crafty vendors like hearts and laserbeams! suzi boneshaker! mixed breed! urban construction! lots of exclamation points! poop!

except for the poop. don't come for the poop. but stay for the pie!

unless there's no pie there. but there will be barbeque!

here's some info from the punk rock at the drive in folks:

Throughout the summer people have brought the following items to PRDI...we're sharing some of the good ideas ...

Coolers
Big Red Cups
Lawn Chairs
Blankets
Portable Radios

FINAL PRDI of the Season until next April!!!!

Bands start a little earlier AT 5pm Saturday...don't be late!
Use STATE Street Entrance and mention your there for PRDI!!!!!
Allow a TON of extra commute time due to the LA county Fair!

Bands:
The Triggers
The Disgustingtons
and special guest!

~Charity raffles ~ DJ Skids ~ BBQ~ Vendors~

$9
Kids 9 and under are FREE!

Mission Tiki Drive-In
4407 State St, Montclair, CA

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9.12.2007

sploooosh!!!

it's funny... any given razr phone has the same smell.

it's this weird mix of B.O. and electronics. grab someone's razr and take a whiff, that's what you'll smell.

except for mine. which now smells like coffee.

yesterday morning i get to work, sit down with my little cup of joe from the coffee machine. set it on the desk. see josh calling my cell phone. reach across the desk to get the phone and SPLOOOOOOSH!!!!! there was coffee everywhere, and i mean EVERYWHERE. one of the side buttons on my phone is iffy now, but it sorta works, which is better than nothing, which is what it was doing yesterday.

at least it smells like coffee now, that's all i gotta say about that.

and go buy yourself a copy of blades of glory, it is muy deliciouso!

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9.08.2007

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Seriously. The two cutest boys ever.

9.03.2007

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One of our sunflowers bloomed!

and it only took 9 months to get to it!

folks, after nine months of existing in cyberspace, hearts and laserbeams FINALLY has a portfolio section up and running! check it out here.

be sure to keep me in mind for all your art and design needs, my prices are reasonable and my work is quality!

also, get your butt to little monster market tomorrow in studio city, and be sure to stop by the hearts and laserbeams table to say hi! i'm working on more tiny watercolors today that will be available for the first time tomorrow at the show.

we now return you to your regularly scheduled labor day! have a good one!

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9.02.2007

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These birds are making some of the weirdest sounds ive ever heard!