i just made tokyo drift in my pants

okay, so there's this new show on abc and i forget what it's called, but basically they get these people with funky talents, and then they take it one step further so it's just completely wacky and absurd, and it's kinda dumb but ultra-awesome at the same time...

tonight they had a competition between two drift racers, you know the kind, a'la zee fast zee furious tokyo drift in theaters this summer, and they took the cars and put a big fat cheese grater on the front of em. and then each took a turn drifting around a big wheel of cheese, and then whoever grated the most cheese won.

no seriously, it might just be the best show ever.