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recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

4.18.2006

word around the campfire is lindsay lohan canoodled with ron perlman last week...

seriously, josh's place of business cracks me up to no end - he's told you before, i'll back him up on it, it's more than a little like high school. mostly in how bad the rumor mill works.

like 6 months ago, when josh took the weekend off - i can't remember why, it was possibly when he was sicker than death. went back to work to find out that everyone told everyone else he'd been at a nintendo championship, and that's why he wasn't at work.

look, get your facts straight people, he plays gamecube.

today he went to work and heard that the current word around the campfire is josh and i already got married last november, and that the shindig THIS november is to make it more legit.

again, get your facts straight, we're already 2 legit to quit, if you know what i mean.

meaning WHERE THE HELL DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!!?!?

thank you, that is all.

sincerely,
steph lehman

6 Comments:

Blogger Trav said...

Ya gotta be fukkin KIDDING me, man!
That is sooooo damn lame!
Where's Bananarama to lend this post it's theme song "I Heard a Rumor"?
Those bastaids at Josh's work don't have nuthin new to talk about so they gotz to start shit.
Look at it this way: you both shoud feel privilidged that everyone there finds your lives' THAT interesting to be starting shit like The Enquirer!!!!!
Pop a paparazzis nose, kids!!!!!
PS- Now I am back home and will get lookin' at some StephnJosh pix to sendz ya (prolly tomorrow) and will also be getting back to ya on the ghost tour thing when I see D.
Sounds cool to me....getting excited right NOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

4/18/2006 02:43:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

mark.

you get 200 points for that rumor because it's the most amazing pantswetting thing i've ever read in my life!

twenty points to the rest of you for coming up with your own rumors here by friday at midnight, and if you top mark's then i'll throw in an extra 200 points.

4/18/2006 03:15:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

nope, thats about it...

4/18/2006 03:16:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

well technically nintendo makes the gamecube... and since john reads a lot of nerdnews online and as i was walking past the computer one day... i saw josh's victory picture at the nintendo tournament. nice try you guys!

4/18/2006 07:11:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahaha well I totally saw that movie at the theater. super mario 3 was the SHIT!

4/19/2006 09:18:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahahah mark is so right

4/20/2006 10:18:00 AM  

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