one of the reasons i've been aching to update the website lately is i've felt like the longer i don't have links to sites like married to the sea and chuck norris facts... the longer i don't tell you people about this stuff, the more i will go to hell.

married to the sea, especially. i'll go for about a week without looking at the stuff since they post every day, cuz then when i come back a week later there's a whole mess of new clipart images they've captioned, and by the time i've seen all the new ones i've wet myself from laughing so hard. seriously, it's embarassing.

and it makes me want to come up with jackhole captions for everything i work on, even at work. who says no one will wear a shirt that says oops i crapped my pants on it?!?