internet, you've failed me. i've always been able to find answers how to fix anything using your lovely google search. but now i need to learn how to get my computer to work with josh's so he can stop hogging all the verizon dsl and gimmie some, and the router just aint doing what it's supposed to. and if there's something wrong with the settings or whatever i cannot figure out what the fuck i need to do to fix it, because i'm not a networking kind of gal, you understand. so i turned to you, oh internet, and you just laughed at me and told me to call the geek squad.

but i don't wanna call the geek squad!!! they're spendy, and they'll make our place smell like cherry pez and old comic books!

wait, maybe that's not such a bad thing.

i DO need to figure out this networking issue, though. and if i can't, i'm gonna punch josh in the nads the end!!