the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

1.02.2006

cheers to the new year, and cheers to the commune for including us on the florida new year's countdown! i really wish josh and i could've made it over there - but april and sidewalk arts isn't so far away... things were fun here in long beach, josh and i hung out with my sisters danielle and brittanie watching such classic films as jiminy glick in lalawood, cakeboy and four rooms, and playing some medal of honor european assault! (not so much assault as it was got my ass handed to me repeatedly. i was really having an off night, i swear i kick more ass at that game normally...)

and now onto some new years business: angela daniels, stand up and take a bow! as the first winner in the yearly points contest, angela (with a whopping 16,095 points) will get a free painting of whatever she wants!

her chosen subject matter? picture a pirate ship. with mary kate and ashely olsen and angela on it. and they're making doogie howser walk the plank. the girl's done me proud, and i can't wait to start it!

and since that points screen is looking oh so blank with the rollover of the new year, leave me some of your resolutions - each one gets 10 points! my resolutions include:

* actually go to the gym instead of talking about it all the time (i really should stop making that resolution... it's been on the list for the past like 3 years and has never really worked out)
* rework this website, maybe with some fancy css shenanigans
* paint more wackiness
* do more screenprinting
* star in a broadway musical
* pay off my credit cards
* crack open those learn spanish cds that have been collecting dust on my computer desk for a year and a half now
* punch josh in the nards
* rock more
* suck less

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year, Steph! :)

My resolutions include:
- reading at least one medical article a week
- reading something non-medical, but literary in nature, for at least fifteen minutes a day so I can write better
- taking more risks (although that's terribly vague)
- maybe I should include something about submitting a piece of writing for publication (include this in the above resolution)

And I will stop now, because I can expound on my own vanity on my own weblog. Thank you.

1/02/2006 12:33:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

but seriously. CAN you crouch? can you CROUCH? CAN YOU crouch??!

1/03/2006 07:43:00 AM  
Blogger Sarah Lizzy Beth said...

sittin in b'gosh. like nothings changed..eating someone's b-day cake at like 9 am, typing away at my temp computer hahaha. man you guys would really brighten up this place now!! ny's resolutions....thinking about checking out some aerobics and Bob at the Y...but that's only in my very remote dreams ^_^ ! cheers!!!

1/03/2006 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

make those dreams a reality, girl!!! i bet if you go over there and ask em for a tour of the place they'll letcha take a free class... bob mathers 4 lyfe!!!

1/03/2006 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit, I wish I could be happy for angela, but all i feel is the agony of defeat! 2006, baby! That's when I'm comin' ahead with the points. Maybe.

1/03/2006 05:20:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i know i feel like a loser!

1/04/2006 08:17:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

you gimmie some resolutions right now missy! none of this loser talk and then leaving!

1/04/2006 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i think you should do your show at bum fountain, cuz then you'll have a huge audience. or in front of wal-mart.

1/04/2006 02:13:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i resolve to

* pee in the toilet instead of outside
* start screenprinting stuff
* get a job at scad
* become independently wealthy
* work out eventually
* wear deodorant

1/04/2006 02:18:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

I resolve to...

*work out every Monday
*Work out every Wednesday
*work out every Friday
*post when I say I'm going to post
*Make my blog 15% funnier this year.
*Get caught up on Gilmore Girls.
*Beat "Stubbs the Zombie" on the hard setting.
*Stop eating fast food all together.
*Eat better (see above)
*Make more food from scratch
*Pick up a pencil and draw
*Paint something by the end of the year
*Stop touching my wife in her naugty places too much.
*Finish reading David Sedaris' "Naked".
*Read another book cover to cover.
*Ride my bike more.
*Use my Day-Timer to organize my life, but refuse to read Dilbert (does this count as two?)
*Try to eat something new every other month.

1/04/2006 03:59:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

*Stop touching my wife in her naugty places too much.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

1/06/2006 05:44:00 AM  

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