graphic's fin'lly done!cheers to mel for the new name
of this here contest!
for the first time out,
write a haiku about me,
your favorite dork!
to get full credit,
stick with the five seven five
on the syllables.
every haiku here
gets a snappy twenty points
no matter how dumb!
if yours makes me laugh
more than any of the rest...
extra hundred points!
so there you have it,
write some crazy funny shit!
and this ends my poems!
******
also on the points table for today - my little sister danielle started college today and as i'm sure you're well aware times are tight all over. do you have a graphing scientific calculator to donate or sell for the cheap? if you do, and we end up with your calculator, you get 200 points.
posted by Steph Calvert @ 2:21 PM
7 Comments:
if tampons could ride
motorcycles, they would be
easy riders, yeah!
i like to eat chips
with some cheese and taco sauce
the poop is worth it
i like to eat poop
the chips and cheese are worth it
taco sauce is good
hey josh that reminds me... can i borrow five bucks?
banging head on keyboard 'cause I haven't had to write Haiku since the 4th grade...
I wish I could draw
so purdy as you have done
(I want those green shoes)
i didn't draw them!
i traced some dancers i found
on that site google!
She wants to kick me
where? in the twig and berries.
Why not eat crotchcake?
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