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hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

4.05.2005

you know what my pet peeve of the day is? pay it freakin' forward.

i never ever heard this phrase before the movie came out. i never even heard it used that often around the time that the movie was in theaters. also, i never saw the movie; i really didn't care to know what the title meant and i'm not a fan of kids who can see dead people.

but lately it seems i can never escape this phrase. may i present exhibit a, which sparked rage and hatred in me instantly this morning.

what ever happened to the phrase "be excellent to each other"? can't we go back to that? please? it sounds so much less pretentious.

and if you can't stop saying it then don't be surprised if i pay my fist forward into your face!

13 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

seacrest OUT!

4/05/2005 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

you know what, i could do without that phrase, too. thanks a lot now i'm all angree again!

4/05/2005 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

and also, if you're using the phrase "pay it forward" in conjunction with the phrase "bees knees", it's officially okay for people on the street to spit in your face.

4/05/2005 12:43:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

SET IT OFF!

4/05/2005 03:03:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

GET IT ON! BANG A GONG!

4/05/2005 03:07:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

WHO'S YOUR DADDY!

4/05/2005 06:43:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T KNOW!!!

4/05/2005 07:17:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

WHAT DOES HE DO?!

4/06/2005 05:50:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

two weeks....

two weeeeeks.

twwwwwo WEEEEEks

twwooozfsoreb weelksrfnslerfsks afhodisufhserbebrew;

get ready for a surprise KABOOM!!!

4/06/2005 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

COME ON RIDE THE TRAIN (toot toot) and RIDE IT (toot toot)

4/06/2005 08:15:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

you really should ride the train, i rode it twice last week and I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE, AND I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE, YES I SWEAR, IT'S THE TRUTH, AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

4/06/2005 01:09:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

4/07/2005 06:54:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

that's three pay it forwards mark, equalling three punches to the face!!!

4/07/2005 07:21:00 AM  

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