who wants to hear how lame steph is?!? come on, you know you do! read this excerpt from an email i just sent!

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and i just wasted an entire morning driving to los angeles, which is 30 miles north of long beach. i've been looking for a cheap used 4 drawer file cabinet, cuz a new one's like a hunnerd bucks and i be poor. so i find a listing on www.craigslist.org for one for 30 bucks and i'm like hot damn let's go! call the guy up, he tells me where i'm headed, and out the door i go. and the closer i get to hollywood the worse the traffic gets... which is normal, given. but today it was UNBEARABLE. there was a huge anti-war protest going on right there on hollywood blvd, to the point where they had to shut down a bunch of streets. it took over a half hour to drive 2 miles. the word for that, kiddies, is GAYNATIONS!!! garrrrh!!! so i call the guy, explain whats going on and that i'm really on my way... finally i get there and it turns out the whole thing was a waste because i'm overly optimistic and i didn't even stop to think that this thing wouldn't fit in my car. we tried fifty different ways of shoving it in there, and nothin. so i wasted probably 3 hours driving to and from l.a. and i didn't even need to go to begin with.

the lesson here kiddies, is i'm retarded.

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(but also, in my defense, it did almost fit. there was only a few inches sticking out of the left rear door. but it was enough so that the door wouldn't close, and call me crazy for not wanting to drive around hollywood, and then on the fwy, with one of the doors tied almost-shut with some rope.)

and napoleon dynamite's the best movie ever. the end.