who here watched that jessica simpson/nick leche travesty last night?

i caught the last few minutes of it, when dumbass was singing "take my breath away". then they went through some old photos of nick and some whore photos of jessica, which transitioned into a lame sonny and cher "i got you babe" imitation.

nick and jessica creep me out. seriously. stop and think about it - that newlyweds show, all the publicity they've been doing, their new variety show... basically their job, what brings home the bacon, is to talk about how much in love they are.

barf.

i wanna find love and all that just as much as the next girl, but this is ridiculous and nauseating.

you know those people who talk about how this one thing doesn't bother them at all (let's say their boyfriend spends every night of the week at the strip club), and the more they talk about how not bothered they are, the less you believe them? with nick and jessica, the more they talk about how desperately in love they are - number one the more they do it the more i wanna throw things - but more importantly, the more they say how perfect everything is for them and how insanely crazy in love they are the less i believe it.

and if it doesn't work out for them, it's gonna suck getting the next tv gig - here's how some of jessica's resume would look:

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Objective:
I just wanna say this section objectifies me as a woman and I don't like it.

Professional Experience:
"The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour", ABC. 2004
Every week for one hour talked about how great it was being married to Nick, and revealed in a tear-filled season finale that while I was poor as a child we didn't have money for corn flakes and were forced to eat bowls of lead paint chips instead.

"Newlyweds", MTV. 2002-2004
Every week for one hour talked about how great it was being married to Nick, and revealed in a tear-filled series finale that I was lobotomized as a child.

Skills: type -6 words a minute, burping, farting.