i take it back - if i'm gonna live on any tv show, i want it to be the oc. where i cause seth and summer to break up because seth is madly in love with me.

and then jenn would show up and smash me in the face with a surfboard because she called him first.

and then chino would show up and start fighting the both of us, because that's what he does. he'd look all deep and pained while he was trying to kick ass, and we'd all fall onto a table or into a pool because that's how fights work on the show. and seth's parents would shake their heads, say something to the effect of "kids will be kids" and we'd all order a pizza and laugh it off. and then we'd get dressed to go to this week's black tie event.

seriously, i'm still cracking up over the oc movie paul has up on his blog. go check it out.