vday's coming, you better make sure your ass is ready mofos! get together that box of conversation hearts! and then cry while you eat them!!! cupid woulda wanted it that way!!!

jenn and i were talking last week about how i've been single on valentines day every year since halfway through high school. not like it's any big thing that i obsess about - it's just another day. and not like i haven't dated at all since high school. but my dating, for whatever reason, never takes place in february. like that part of my brain, that handles my hookups and clientele, it goes on hiatus or hibernation or vacation or sabbatical or temporary leave or maternity leave or on safari or some shit like that.

we also decided it would be extremely cool to keep things that way for the rest of my life.

meaning if i was seeing someone around valentines day in the future, i'd have to break up with them for a few days. or fake my death. or go missing. or have a friend kidnap me. or go on safari. i'm sure the guy'd be understanding and shit, right?