iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna punch a monkey all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna sleep on my couch all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna crap on your porch all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna rob hobbit banks all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna whack and unwrap all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna get bigger buns all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna make like a tree all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna type nonsense all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna drink drano all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna tell your mom i'm gay

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna husk some corn all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna kill dr. phil all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna watch trashy bold and beautiful all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna drink champagne all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna iiiiiiii like champagne, drink it in the rain

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna row row row my boat all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna draw tony danza and crocodile dundee naked in a magazine all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna make out with strangers all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna be a dentist all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna write musicals about carnivorous plants all day

iiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna work i just wanna eat candy all day

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there you have it - my new cd drops february 13th be sure to call mtv and tell them you'll od on pain pills if they don't rocket my "i don't wanna work" up to number one on the charts!!!