hey danielle, you ass - it's barely gonna hit 50 degrees outside during this next week. i hate you.

also, while you're at your garage sale you have to pick out ultimate coolness items - things like an old bra or some broken crap no one would buy. if someone buys it with absolutely no prodding from you, you get ultimate coolness points, redeemable for a lifetime supply of sporks. remember zorflik and zorflok? i have that pic in a frame at my desk at work. it's freakin rad when people look at it all confused and i have to explain "that's me and my older sister michelle. we were working a garage sale." then the coworker smiles and nods and slowly backs out of my cubbyhole.

miss you much. call me this weekend or suffer the consequences.