i don't make a habit of this, but seeing as it is my anniversary (and jen's pseudo-ann):

dehdohdee2: you know what the true meaning of class is?

Swirlogirl: rhymes with ass?

dehdohdee2: wearing your anniversary bgosh bandana as a diaper while you eat a cookie and drink warm sparkling cider from your new bgosh mug.

Swirlogirl: HHAHAHAA

dehdohdee2: and you're dancing on your trail mix package

Swirlogirl: man that cookie rocked

dehdohdee2: i swear it was the best fucking cookie ever

Swirlogirl: i like gorged on that shit when i got home

dehdohdee2: i didn't want it to end

There was more, much more, but it's strictly confidential.