Oh holy crap Kat, that's fuckin' funny. Some of my choicest googlisms are as follows:

steph lehman: is here and were talking about our *friendship8 problems lol and boys and how they suck lol

steph: is over there
is god
is sweating
is single
is pregnant
is scheduled to begin chemo next monday
is a portable library that provides windows
is on the road thrilling audiences
is the best female wrestler
is a booger
is a strategical genius
is always known for lending peeps a hand when they get in a jam with their computer or with html stuff
is one hot lady
is a transplanted californian (woah!!!)
is a qualified doctor she has taken the last two years off to train for the 2000 olympics
is not for sale
is a funky gal and is livens up your day

the list goes on and on... but i'm not gonna put it all here.

why?

dude, you heard the website. i'm god. bow down.