the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

4.20.2003

"California"
By Phantom Planet

We've been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for #1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing's gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin' of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

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So Happy Easter, mofos!

Why can’t Easter be more like Valentine’s Day? Here’s what needs to change:

1) All of the stores need to be open. (and run by robots so people can still have the day off)

2) There needs to be a TON of valentine candy that I love that no one bought so now on the day of the holiday it’s on super-duper sale. (easter candy doesn't stick around as much as valentine's candy does.)

And large, cartoony dinosaurs need to be the mascot instead of chicks and bunnies. These changes would make the holiday easier for those of us without family within driving distance.

I have the tv on in the background and what the hell is up with Disney making movies about its Disneyland rides?!?! There’s one coming out about The Haunted Mansion. These movies are completely unncessary, people! Except for the pirates flick; that one’s fine. I’m wearing my eye patch to the movie theater when we go see it.

Went to see Bringing Down the House today, and holy crap is it funny. Go. Watch. Now.

Don’t have much else to blab about for once. I’m bored. I wish I had cable today instead of Thursday.

That’s right. I’m getting cable. After Thursday I will spend every waking moment in front of my little television, never to be heard from again. I can’t wait to actually see The Daily Show on a daily basis again.

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