so whenever you read this and it's all lowercase that's when i'm coming to you live from work.

i just re-read what i wrote last night and i'd like to make a small clarification. i'm not a fan of absolutes (except for, perhaps, the vodka) and i think i made it sound like no boys are dumb.

just to clear things up - some boys are indeed dumb.

we now return you to your regularly scheduled workday, already in progress.