"California here I come,
right back where I started from,
where bowers of flowers bloom in the sun,
at morning, something something, blah blah blah blah noo noo noo.

The Sunkist miss says don't be late
that's why I can hardly wait
open up that golden gate
cuz California here I come."

This cheezy-ass song brought to you by Southwest Airlines, who will be whisking me back to the homeland for a weekend in May:

Receipt and Itinerary as of 03/15/03 09:45AM

Wednesday, May 21 - CHICAGO-MIDWAY(MDW) to LOS ANGELES INTL(LAX)
Flight 1516 M
Depart CHICAGO-MIDWAY(MDW) at 07:25AM and
Arrive in LOS ANGELES INTL(LAX) at 10:10AM

Sunday, May 25 - LOS ANGELES INTL(LAX) to CHICAGO-MIDWAY(MDW)
Flight 1131 M
Depart LOS ANGELES INTL(LAX) at 07:05AM and
Arrive in CHICAGO-MIDWAY(MDW) at 12:55PM

I'm so excited I could pee.