the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

3.12.2003

Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid.

I’ve been home from the dentist for a full hour and a half of completely wasted time. My plan when I got home was to just jump online, check the emails, send some nekkid pictures to the Bad Religion guy, and order some online crack rock. But no dice. According to Earthlink my password was invalid. I called my little sister in CA and found out she could sign onto the same account fine there. So I blamed it on my computer; and me with my “I’m kinda computer literate, I can figure out how to fix stuff” brain, I did everything BUT call Earthlink and find out what the deal was.

An hour and a half later I catch wise to my dumbass ways, call tech support, and find out my dialup number was shut down. Duh. Things are fine now. I’m just pissed that I wasted a full hour and a half on the lameness. Okay, maybe not a full hour and a half. I did take out the trash and water my plants and sit and watch Wayne Brady interview the Texas Justice guy for a while.

Are you there, God, it's me, steph. Why do I love trashy lameass daytime tv so much? Seriously, I’d like an answer. But I guess it’s better than being addicted to hookers or something.

So happy day off to me; I was so brave at the dentist this morning.

LIES!

I cried when they gave me the shot in my mouth. And they were very nice about it. I got a filling, and it wasn’t so bad (except for the needley-shot), and I also got harrassed about not making an appointment to have a consultation for ripping out the wisdom teeth. Dentist guy tells me they’ll talk about how much it’ll cost and try to help make it affordable for me. I say no way jose, I gots me plenty of bills right now and the teeth are not causing any real trouble just yet so the fuckas can wait.

In other news, Space Monopoly is funny. Especially the part where the hotels look like weeners.

And, more importantly, another one of my sisters is contemplating entering bloggy coolness. She hadn’t seen Michelle’s blog yet, and picked the robot template. (When I first set this thing up way a million years ago I thought about the robot, too, but it wasn’t crazy happy colorful enough. So there.) So yeah, once again I say Lehman chicks are gonna take over the world, and you’re gonna like it or else.

That's it for me. I'm off to enjoy not werking - me and my filling, whom I think I’ll call Jose (after my Pick and Save honey), will see ya at the P tonight!

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