You will live in Mansion.
You will drive a blue jetta.
You will marry some boy and have 4 kids.
You will be a naked chef in a dumpster.

I hesitated to put this up on my blog. The online M*A*S*H officially freaks me out.

In other news, Kat Evans finally got her site up and running! One of these days I'll get off my ass and get back to work on it. I'd make it my new years resolution, but except for the one I've kept for four full years now those never seem to last.

I have a ton of absolutely nothing to say today. I'm going to buy frog food now, because the slackass bastard can't go buy it for himself.

Why the hell is my mind such a blank this morning?