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recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

5.05.2007

I DEMAND A REFUND!!!



i will never get that 3 hours or 11 dollars back. and because of this, it is my duty to warn you the public that spiderman 3 sucked. no, listen to me. IT SUCKED. save your money and go see are we done yet, cuz while i haven't seen that movie i'm sure it doesn't leave you feeling like a part of you has died inside.

i'm hard-pressed to pinpoint what it was about this movie that sucked so hard - but i'm gonna say emo spiderman. and the scientists moving dirt around in the desert and that happened to make a dude sandy. aaaaaand pretty much everything else.

as part of my anti-spiderman 3 campaign, i'm inviting you to click on the image above to get a spiderman 3 design you can print on tshirt transfer paper and iron on your own shirt. this is a freebie people, let's get the word out. if t-shirts aren't your style, print a bunch of copies of this out and give it to your friends. post em up around town. JUST ALERT THE PEOPLE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

4 Comments:

Blogger SPARKLEdarkko said...

Must respectfully disagree. spidey 3 was the best one ever - and I don't even really like superhero movies. But loved emo spiderman, loved Topher Grace, loved the silly "Saturday Night Fever" nod...

Yep, I was fully entertained. It seems to be a love or hate it film, and most folks I talk to were in the hate it category.

But I thought it was great! Spidey 4 should be a Baz Luhrman production...ha ha! ;P

5/07/2007 11:06:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ahahahahah i was put in my place by trav this morning, too, that it wasn't all that bad and actually kind of good but i think we're gonna have to have a point counterpoint on it!

to me it was one of those snakes on a plane movies - totally fun to see with friends to make fun of it but i dunno if i ever need to see it again... but actually i don't think i'd mind snakes on a plane again now that i'm mentioning it...

5/07/2007 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

Spidey 3 wasn't a classic by any means, but, it was a pretty entertaining popcorn film.
It was also a HELLUVA lot better than that damn first Spidey movie.
That was a HOT MESS for SURE!
By the way, I love your design.
That shit cracks me up.

5/10/2007 04:59:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

steph i'm not gonna bother with it til it's on netflix. i'm gonn side with you on this though haha i'm fairly certain it's kinda ghey.

5/11/2007 07:40:00 PM  

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