the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

1.23.2007

here comes the bride all fat and wide

okay i FINALLY put up wedding pictures. check em out!

1.21.2007

so chuckles has been obliterated!

this is seriously the weirdest thing ever.

last night when josh and i got the mail, there was something in there for me from the chp. i'm racking my brain before i open it, trying to remember shit did i run a red light at one of those camera intersections, did they radar me speeding home from vegas last weekend, is ponch upset because i keep making fun of him talking about being on chips for six years on armed and famous? SWEET JESUS, WHAT DID I DO!!!

inside the envelope is a form telling me that my old toyota corolla is sitting in a tow yard somewhere because some unlicensed driver wrecked it on the freeway. i was all weirded out by it, like dude it's not even my car anymore, was the charity thing a hoax and can we still deduct it from our taxes and do i have to somehow take care of this effing car in the tow yard!?!?! but thank god, josh found out today that form is something they send to like the last registered owner in this situation, just in case they were still interested or something.

josh suggested we go to the tow yard, pick up the demolished car, and blow it up just to make sure it's dead. sounds good to me!

also, i did slim to none work on the new website this weekend which makes me sad. but i will work on it after work a few times this week i hope i hope i hope! i was really productive though, i cleaned house a ton and finished jimmy's sweater! check that shit out here!

1.10.2007

i heart things!

okay i love how this happens to me all the time - i'll see a bunch of different pieces of art by one artist and A)not place that it's all by the same person and B)not know what the person's name is. and then i learn the name sometime and figure out that shit i've always dug them!

the most recent occurence of this phenomenon is mary blair. I HEART MARY BLAIR.

also, sorry i've been mia on the internets lately - i'm still trying to get my shit in order after the past couple of crazy months... and now i'm in the early planning stages of the new website, so expect in the next couple of weeks that i'll be online more, blogging and all that whathaveyou...

i'm really hungry and if josh doesn't get home soon for dinner i might have to eat the dog instead of heating up leftover soup. i'm just that hungry.

annnnnd what else. i don't know what else i was gonna say except PLEASSSSSURE CRUIIIIIISE!!!

also, i called the kfc lady jenn talked about on her blog, and there's seriously nothing better than doing prank phone calls on voicemail as ron perlman.

AND! josh and i are completely jazzed about that new show "armed and famous" over there on cbs - we can't effing wait for it to come on so we can see some dorks get tasered! hooray!