dehdohdee2 (6:55:10 PM): HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOUR RESUME IS HOTT!!!
swirlogirl (6:55:15 PM): hahaha
swirlogirl (6:55:19 PM): man shit
swirlogirl (6:55:30 PM): thanks slut
dehdohdee2 (6:55:31 PM): did you send a cover letter of some sort?
swirlogirl (6:55:45 PM): yeah of some sort in the email
swirlogirl (6:55:57 PM): i got called for an interview at byrds cookie company today too haha
dehdohdee2 (6:55:58 PM): okay good. i won't kick your ass today.
swirlogirl (6:56:01 PM): HAHAHA
dehdohdee2 (6:56:03 PM): AHAHHAHA nice!!!
swirlogirl (6:56:07 PM): and i didnt send them a cover letter btich!
dehdohdee2 (6:56:19 PM): are they hiring for the same job as your last interview with them?
swirlogirl (6:56:27 PM): haha i think so
swirlogirl (6:56:32 PM): well its assistant graphic designer
swirlogirl (6:56:37 PM): so i think essentially the same thing
dehdohdee2 (6:56:42 PM): lime cookies for everyone!
swirlogirl (6:56:51 PM): mark and i are discussing degrassi
swirlogirl (6:57:00 PM): the new season starts april 7!
swirlogirl (6:57:11 PM): and its the goes there'iest season yet
dehdohdee2 (6:57:11 PM): i might have tv by then!
swirlogirl (6:57:15 PM): ahfkjshdkfj!
dehdohdee2 (6:57:26 PM): this whole tv ordeal is seriously pissing me off
swirlogirl (6:57:36 PM): hahah whats up with trhat
dehdohdee2 (6:57:39 PM): it's been since end of february
dehdohdee2 (6:57:43 PM): okay here's the story
swirlogirl (6:57:51 PM): parents just dont understand
dehdohdee2 (6:57:53 PM): so josh has a condo, right?
swirlogirl (6:57:58 PM): yeah
dehdohdee2 (6:58:00 PM): and the building has a dish on it
swirlogirl (6:58:04 PM): condos are for old poeple i thought
swirlogirl (6:58:08 PM): AHAHAHHA
dehdohdee2 (6:58:09 PM): with those direct tv people
swirlogirl (6:58:11 PM): yeah
dehdohdee2 (6:58:21 PM): and you have to go through this other company to get the dish hooked up
dehdohdee2 (6:58:31 PM): which josh just hasn't gotten around to yet
dehdohdee2 (6:58:35 PM): and i'm all dude.
dehdohdee2 (6:58:37 PM): DUDE.
dehdohdee2 (6:58:42 PM): we have to get tv when i move in
swirlogirl (6:58:44 PM): he needs his ass kicked
dehdohdee2 (6:58:46 PM): we HAVE to
swirlogirl (6:58:47 PM): hahaha
dehdohdee2 (6:58:51 PM): so he calls them
dehdohdee2 (6:58:58 PM): and they give him an appt for end of feb.
swirlogirl (6:59:01 PM): i know cuz once you get it he will be like how did i live without it
dehdohdee2 (6:59:09 PM): they show up, connect some wires
dehdohdee2 (6:59:30 PM): and you're supposed to get two different channels on the tv saying it worked, and then you finish setting up the acct.
swirlogirl (6:59:36 PM): yeah
dehdohdee2 (6:59:37 PM): so one channel worked, and one didnt
swirlogirl (6:59:42 PM): ohh snaps
dehdohdee2 (6:59:44 PM): meaning there's a wire that's fucked up somewhere
swirlogirl (6:59:48 PM): noooooo
dehdohdee2 (7:00:27 PM): and josh kind of mentally shut down because everything in this place has been a battle since he moved in, from mold to the front porch light not always working to the jerks in the next building that play their music super loud 24 6
dehdohdee2 (7:00:29 PM): i mean 7
swirlogirl (7:00:43 PM): ahahahha
swirlogirl (7:00:44 PM): jesus!
dehdohdee2 (7:00:57 PM): so they tell him okay we'll send a construction crew out tomorrow to fix the wire. be here 9am-5pm and we'll get here sometime then
dehdohdee2 (7:01:00 PM): but they never showed
swirlogirl (7:01:06 PM): fuckers!
swirlogirl (7:01:13 PM): fudgepackers!
dehdohdee2 (7:01:18 PM): and then he called and i dont know what their excuse was, but they made another appt
dehdohdee2 (7:01:32 PM): and that appt, a week later, they didn't show up to either because the dudes car broke down
dehdohdee2 (7:01:45 PM): but they never called him, so he ended up wasting his day off stuck in the house waiting
dehdohdee2 (7:01:55 PM): so they make another appt the following week
swirlogirl (7:01:58 PM): what a bunch of dirty mutual funders
dehdohdee2 (7:01:59 PM): but never showed AGAIN
dehdohdee2 (7:02:10 PM): so he calls, and they never even put him on the repair schedule that time
swirlogirl (7:02:19 PM): jiminy!
dehdohdee2 (7:02:19 PM): so he calls again a few days later
dehdohdee2 (7:02:38 PM): and by this point he's completely fed up with them, and starts swearing at them on the phone
dehdohdee2 (7:02:42 PM): and hangs up on em
swirlogirl (7:02:52 PM): AHAHAHAH
dehdohdee2 (7:02:56 PM): so i'm like okay dude, let's just call the cable company and get digi cable
swirlogirl (7:03:03 PM): AHHAHA
swirlogirl (7:03:05 PM): yeah
dehdohdee2 (7:03:14 PM): and he's all man i don't even WANT tv anymore. you call em
swirlogirl (7:03:17 PM): brb
dehdohdee2 (7:03:22 PM): k,
dehdohdee2 (7:03:27 PM): i'm gonna keep writing my story for you
dehdohdee2 (7:03:51 PM): so i call charter cable, and they say sorry we don't do digi cable in long beach yet but we will later this year
dehdohdee2 (7:04:15 PM): and that's the only cable company that'll do anything with our address, so we're like shit, okay we'll get basic and then later this year we'll switch to digi
dehdohdee2 (7:05:38 PM): and we tell them about the month long ordeal we've already undergone with dish network, that a wire's cut somewhere, will charter cable have that same problem? and when they send the dude to install the cable, can they make sure it's someone who could fix the wiring problem then and there so we don't have to wait around anymore?
dehdohdee2 (7:06:19 PM): we call them three more times to make sure that direct tv's wiring issues will not also be charter cable's wiring issues, and they keep telling us no, it's no problem, there's been cable at your address before.
dehdohdee2 (7:06:22 PM): okay cool
dehdohdee2 (7:06:36 PM): so last thursday comes around, and josh is waiting for tv AGAIN
swirlogirl (7:06:37 PM): sheesh!
dehdohdee2 (7:06:39 PM): and he's not jazzed about it
dehdohdee2 (7:06:50 PM): but i tell him dude, relax, it'll be cool this time.
dehdohdee2 (7:07:01 PM): so they show up at 830am, very punctual-like
swirlogirl (7:07:06 PM): yeah
dehdohdee2 (7:07:09 PM): and realize that shit, there's a wiring problem here!
dehdohdee2 (7:07:18 PM): and they leave and say someone will be back at 3pm
swirlogirl (7:07:22 PM): and then they break josh's faberge egg!
dehdohdee2 (7:07:30 PM): AHAHAHAHHA YES!!!
swirlogirl (7:07:33 PM): HAHAHAH
swirlogirl (7:07:41 PM): so then what happend
dehdohdee2 (7:07:46 PM): okay so then, someone comes back at 3 to look at the wiring problem
dehdohdee2 (7:08:04 PM): and finds out that this entire half of the building isn't even wired for cable anymore.
swirlogirl (7:08:11 PM): what!
dehdohdee2 (7:08:11 PM): MEANING:
swirlogirl (7:08:15 PM): how does that happen
dehdohdee2 (7:08:18 PM): WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH DIRECT TV
dehdohdee2 (7:08:27 PM): i don't even know!
dehdohdee2 (7:08:31 PM): what a big fat fucking mess!
swirlogirl (7:08:33 PM): wanh wanh wanh wannnnnnnh
swirlogirl (7:08:35 PM): hahahah
dehdohdee2 (7:08:38 PM): i just wanna see jeopardy, dammit!
swirlogirl (7:08:40 PM): did a wacky trumpet play
dehdohdee2 (7:08:45 PM): totally!
dehdohdee2 (7:08:56 PM): so saturday i call the company we have to go through to get the dish
dehdohdee2 (7:09:54 PM): and i explain that josh is completely fed up with them and their jackassery, so i will be setting up the account. and the chick i talked to was actually helpful, and said oh, dispatch has gone home for the day, call me back at my extension on monday and we'll schedule the construction crew to come out
dehdohdee2 (7:10:39 PM): so i call her today, and after about 20 minutes on the phone we've got an appointment for wednesday, where supposedly this ordeal will come to an end and we can watch something trashy like boston public reruns
swirlogirl (7:10:45 PM): ahahahha!
swirlogirl (7:10:58 PM): which only comes on liek TV ONE .. some new black floks channel
swirlogirl (7:11:03 PM): i dunno if it is even nationwide
dehdohdee2 (7:11:19 PM): michelle's got the day off, so she's gonna hang out here from 9-6 waiting for them
swirlogirl (7:11:24 PM): its like aBET but for non gangstas
swirlogirl (7:11:29 PM): thats cool
dehdohdee2 (7:11:39 PM): i hope i hope i hope that they actually show this time so we're not wasting ANOTHER day off on them
dehdohdee2 (7:12:11 PM): you know what, i was gonna blog something but i didn't know what to blog about so i'm just gonna post this conversation because i don't think anyone else has heard the story either
dehdohdee2 (7:12:26 PM): and damn it feels good to be a gangsta
swirlogirl (7:12:36 PM): hahahaha ass
dehdohdee2 (7:12:40 PM): p.s. mr winkle sucks!