the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

11.08.2005

geeeeeeeyargggggh!!!

add this to the list of things that bug: realizing halfway through the day that you forgot to put deodorant on this morning.

that and having to go to dictionary.com because you just realized you have no idea in hell how to spell deodarent/deodarant/deoderent/deodorant.

20 points to you for listing some pet peeves, and i swear a more substantial post is in the works!

7 Comments:

Blogger Trav said...

Pet peeve: when you smile and say hello to someone and they don't respond back.
Dealing with this on an every day basis here in Columbia, people.
Every day.
Anyone got an uzi I could borrow?...

11/08/2005 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cell phones that cut out in the middle of a good conversation.

11/08/2005 08:37:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAAHAHHAHAH yes!!!

i kinda like pelicans - there's a bridge in long beach where i always see a couple of em perched on the streetlights and it makes me smile. or poop. you know, whatever...

11/09/2005 07:00:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

1. When Danielle wears her pants with dick holes.
2. When Danielle lets her ding dong hang out of the dick hole in her pants.
3. When Danielle lies about wanting a laptop when in fact she wants another pair of pants with dick holes.
4. When Wal-Mart has sed pants on sale.
5. Rosie O D!!!!
6. The fact that noone has killed Rosie O D yet!
7. Canadians.
8. The French!
9. French Canadians....oh god I hate them!!!
10. People who fart on moving sidewalks in the pheonix airport.
11. People who take window seats on planes then close the window.
12. When I don't have any freezer pizza and i have to actually put on pants to go out to get food.
13. Pants.
14. Your mom!
15. Third world countrys that throw glitter and rhinestones everywhere so they look sooo second world...Noway people I don't buy it...

11/09/2005 01:02:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

josh you get double points for that last one cuz i'm laughing so hard.

11/09/2005 01:16:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

An applicant not standing up when I approach them to shake their hand while introducing myself.

Getting a call on your cell phone while in an interview.

ANSWERING your cell phone while in an interview.

People who talk back to me in a smart ass way (and not joking)

When people push me. Someting in me snaps and I just start wanting to punch people.

11/09/2005 04:30:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i'm the same way about pushing. i go from fun happy steph to superbitch instantly if someone pushes me. even if it was in a joking way. i get pissed off with pinching, too. no pinching for steph please thanks drive through.

11/09/2005 05:36:00 PM  

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