okay here's why i can't wait for the election to be over.

when i get home at 5:30 in the morning sometimes, there's nothing scarier than hitting the button on the answering machine and hearing arnie's booming voice reminding me that he's the guvenah and to go out and vote. it's scary scary crap.

i voted for more unicorns on the evening news and two bags of candy corn for each american, just so you know.