the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

7.30.2004

some worthy phrases to work into your everyday vocab:

"the devil lives in a trailer park in cypress"

"fists of cash"

"fisted with cash"

"flying fists of cash"

"my nose smells clean"

"i'm not a baby"

"nobody puts baby in the corner"

"fuck working"

"i'm so witty"

"no you're not"

"shut up yes i am"

"no, i said the $500 crackrock, not the cheapo $250 crap"

"every good cook deserves a copper pot"

"steph, i smell like a big butt"

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