dehdohdee2: hey you know when you go to blogger.com and on the home page there's links to blog type articles of interest

wedge013: I feel bad usually when it isn't funny

dehdohdee2: IF ANYONE EVER THOUGHT GIVING ME "THE GIFT OF BLOG" WAS A GOOD IDEA, I'D FUCKING KICK THEM IN THE NADS

wedge013: lol

dehdohdee2: especially if it was valentines day or some shit like that.

**********************

psssst. i have a really good secret. you probably already know what it is, because i was damn giddy about the possibilities earlier. but don't tell anyone. cuz then it's not a secret anymore. shhhhhhhhhhh. it.

this one time my brother brandon and i were sitting next to each other in the middle row of my mom's red Atomic Jellybean minivan, and we would sit really far apart and make like sesame street with swear words, and put our heads together, saying the words faster and faster, like so:

me: "shhhhhhhhhhh"
brandon:.........."it"

faster and faster, you get the idea. try it with your friends. it's damn hilarious.