two things before i go pretend to work:

1) just over a month before the new offspring cd - no i haven't heard "hit that" yet, because as i've stated over and over again oshkosh radio is lame.

2) i think the orange people that we hate so much are those who use self-tanners badly.

3) i'm getting really pissed off at the recent trend of superimposing a dvd cover onto an object in "HEY BUY THIS NEW DVD, JERK!" commercials.

exhibit a is the commercial for daddy day care, where the kid takes what is probably a box of cereal off a store shelf and the creative geniuses that made the commercial put the dvd cover on the box, making it look like he took the dvd off the shelf.

exhibit b is the commerical for dumb and dumberer, where the kids who wish they were jim carrey and jeff daniels are holding whatever and their dvd is stuck on there and they're all "woah."

woah is right, jerkos. as in WOAH THAT LOOKS TOTALLY GAY.

i'm feeling a little surly this morning. staying mondo late at work last night probably has something to do with that.