gather 'round kiddies, it's friday story time!

last night i decided to do laundree. separated out my two large-ish loads and lugged 'em to the convenient washer and dryer downstairs. started one load up in the washer, and went back upstairs to await the season premier of scrubs. because that show rocks. at the first commercial break of said show, i went downstairs to switch out the loads. threw all my wet clothes in the dryer, and found out the damn thing was broken. so after much swearing i put on some warm clothes, got my crap together and went to the laundromat.

while i was sitting there waiting for my stuff to dry i started paging through a national geographic that was on the table next to me. and i got to a viagra ad. which in itself is always funny. but better yet was reading the small print paragraph at the bottom of the page. it said things like:

- see a doctor to find out if your heart is strong enough to handle the extra strain of sexual activity.

-may cause headaches, nausea or something else that i can't remember.

-if while taking viagra you have an erection for more than four hours, go to the hospital immediately.

um... shouldn't you be worried if it lasts for more than an hour?