50 bazillion coolness points and one quarter to the first person who can answer me this:

In the Friday the 13th movies, Jason died when he was a kid. How the hell did he become big freaky guy while he was underwater? Seriously. What was the movie series' explanation for this??? I know it's possible for hair and nails to continue growing for a while after death, but AN ENTIRE HUMAN BODY??! That shit is creepy.

If you haven't seen Real Women Have Curves, you should go rent it. Because I said so. It'll make you want to sew pretty dresses while wearing nothing but your undies.

In other news...

My name is Steph, and I'm a patternholic. I've been sewing for 2 years now, and I have more sewing patterns than I could ever actually use. I hate/love when JoAnn Fabrics has a big fat sale, because it just perpetuates the habit with their 99 cent patterns. On the upside, sometimes I do make the thing I bought the pattern for the same day I buy it (like tonight). And at least it isn't crack, that's all I've got to say.

I'm really not paying attention to writing at the moment because trading spaces is on, so I'm out.

The weekend just is not long enough.