Two things before I go to bed:

1) it's almost only 15 days til my sister gets here. Let me assure you madcap mayhem will result.

2) I really should be in bed by now.

3) There has got to be an easier, less-messy way to eat a mango than the way I tried to eat one tonight. I love mangoes but just can't seem to get the consumption of one right.

4) The prom dress is almost done. Thank god. I'm tired of working on it. Not that it's been hard, or even all that time consuming... just that my attention span's a little too short for something like that and I'm glad I can start thinking of other things, like the crazy-ass tshirt design for a cool California boy who promises me good lovin' in exchange.

5) Jen - when we go pick up your car can we go to Starbucks again?

6) Please?

7) I saw the most insane, hilarious thing tonight at crazyass aerobics - pyschobutt teacher guy's dumbass bike shorts actually had Betty-Page style seams running down each ass cheek. It was really weird. And funny.

8) I'm just finishing up typing and that damn Crank Yankers show's on - and while it bugs that no one agrees with me that The Man Show's good all the time, I have to agree that this kroq-people-show sucks royal ass. Adam Corolla, what were you thinking?

Enough of this, I'm going to bed. Later, mofos.