Some important things I learned last night:

1. Four cosmos is far too many for a steph with an almost-empty stomach.
2. Out of all the places I puked last night, I found Derek and Robert’s bathroom to be the classiest.
3. Martini glasses are not drunk-friendly, and can be easily smashed with the human forehead.

One thing I’d love to learn about last night:

How did one of Jen’s shirts end up in her toilet?