the hearts and laserbeams blog!
recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!
hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.
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Theres a restaurant in las cruces with a full wall of velvet elvises! Hot damn!
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Jimmy as a Rooster!
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Huh huh huh huh it says erector
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New mex trips arent complete until weve harassed carole into taking us to cracker barrel
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A dingo in his natural desert habitat
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No lie these chicks show up for the costume contest in their undies
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Ahahahaha looks like the hollister mannequin was caught with his pants down!
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They call it maize!
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Jimmy met some friends outside a fireworks store in new mex
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This is a really crappy pic but theres actually for reals a university of phoenix IN phoenix and its Huge!
We just stopped in phoenix to gas up and saw 2 hookers! Yay vacation!
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What a weird logo!
it's been HOW long!?!?!
folks, i've been a TERRIBLE blogger lately.
and don't expect it to get any better in the next week cuz we're gettin the eff outta dodge! pics to come soon of jimmy and gunther in their fabulous rooster and batman (batdog?) halloween costumes!
as seen in the sampler!
i got a neat writeup of my robot notecards in the news section of
the sampler yesterday! if you bought an october sampler maybe you'll get one of em!
just click on the link and scroll down to check it out!
http://www.homeofthesampler.comor click here to buy a pack of robot cards for yourself!

cheers and happy wednesday!
Why does there have to be ten million cold medicines out there? How do you choose one?
Being sick stinks! Down with colds!
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Cartoon moneybags will be with me at the broadlind cafe today! Be the first one to buy one and ill heart you forever!
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Check out the calvert family jewels!
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Princess leia looks like a slut
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I love that the lego convict is both smiling and missing a tooth!